Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Savanna
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Jamie Patel
Sorostitute-type
I don't know you, but I'm beginning to detect that you're a very negative person.
F*** this test. I'm going to drink my sorrows away. Colton, can I study for the next test with you?
Mom
Dad
Viddy
Brian S.
I had a cat once that died of feline AIDS. I didn't even know he was gay.
Americans only eat for two reasons: because we're bored, and to spite third world countries.
I can't think of what to get you, and I hate you, so here's your Wal*Mart gift card.
There are plenty of days I don't buy gas and Iraq never falls into the ocean.
My arm smells like someone burned down a Persian night club.
Yuma is like a multiple-choice question with only wrong answers.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)