“If you wish to marry well, inquire well.”
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Nichelle
Modern romance films try to teach us that the “ideal” man is someone that is a swaggering jerk; someone that is inconsiderate or egotistical. Then, by the end of the movie, something miraculous has happened and the guy has a change of heart and he becomes sweet. This has really brainwashed women into thinking that the type of guy that they should be attracted to is mean or inconsiderate. But, in real life, guys that are jerks end up staying jerks.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Brian D.
Just try and do as little political damage as possible between now and when we launch.
I'm going to the outhouse to give birth to another park ranger.
I just wish you were a little more promiscuous, that's all.
I had to give some beer to that old guy who was stuck down here with his wife and ugly kid.
I'm going to the outhouse to give birth to another park ranger.
I just wish you were a little more promiscuous, that's all.
I had to give some beer to that old guy who was stuck down here with his wife and ugly kid.
Brandon
"I'm sorry, I thought your face was a quail!"
"You know why stereotypes exist? Because they're true."
"You know why stereotypes exist? Because they're true."
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Savanna
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Jamie Patel
Sorostitute-type
I don't know you, but I'm beginning to detect that you're a very negative person.
F*** this test. I'm going to drink my sorrows away. Colton, can I study for the next test with you?
Mom
Dad
Viddy
Brian S.
I had a cat once that died of feline AIDS. I didn't even know he was gay.
Americans only eat for two reasons: because we're bored, and to spite third world countries.
I can't think of what to get you, and I hate you, so here's your Wal*Mart gift card.
There are plenty of days I don't buy gas and Iraq never falls into the ocean.
My arm smells like someone burned down a Persian night club.
Yuma is like a multiple-choice question with only wrong answers.
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